Every theater company doing The Cake, in all of their marketing materials: WE ARE SO PROUD TO PRESENT THIS PLAY, WRITTEN BY THE HEAD WRITER AND CREATOR AND SOLE BRAIN BEHIND THIS IS US! Me, frantically: …
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CORRECTION
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this or that or that or that
(NOTE: I am never quite sure exactly how to give cred, but this incredible image that perfectly captures my at once haunting and comical indecision is by Luke Chueh. PEEP HIM NOW.) I love to …
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hunger (?)
I’m currently working with a nutritionist, because lately, I can’t seem to stop myself from eating entire bags of goldfish and washing it down with nine bottles of wine which for SOME REASON is affecting …
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Mirror, Mirror, on my Nails
WHO IS THE PERSON WHO WILL SPEND 50 DOLLARS ON A GEL MANICURE THAT MAKE HER NAILS LOOK LIKE MIRRORS? WAIT…IT’S ME? OKAY SO AT WHAT POINT EXACTLY DID I BECOME THIS PERSON? IS IT …
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I’M OFFRAID
As I’ve previously noted in this space, I like to discover things a year or two after every one has, so that I might burst into a room like, HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED AVOCADO ON …
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how to water a plant
A few weeks ago, I dreamt that I thought I was a plant, like I kept going around telling people that I was one, and no one believed me. This is most likely related to …
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People, and how they do different Things
Yesterday’s flight back from NC a.) had no internet or screens to speak of and b.) was TURBULENT AF and so I was forced to confront my (completely unfounded and odd) sometimes fear of TALKING …
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RARE OCCURENCE IN NATURE
College friends and soul sisters Blaine and Carrie and I barely get to see each other, especially now that I live on the other side of the country and they each had small humans exit …
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HUSKY GIRLS, THEY GET THE JOB DONE
My co-worker Vera just shared this will all of the lady This is Us writers. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND A THOROUGH READ. HAHA IT’S SO FUNNY AND NONE OF IT IS REAL OR TRUE BUT ALSO …
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Do
I’ve been quite under the weather the last few days, with really no option but to rest, and do nothing. I can barely use my brain, let alone move. Turns out that this is my …