Were I to be doing self-reflective inventory of my best and worst qualities, I would say that one of the worst is that I am NEVER. PRESENT (except of course for our wedding reception, during …
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never present
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how to put your head in a box
1. Wait for a total solar eclipse that is visible from your country to happen, which will occur approximately four times in your lifetime 2.) Find a box, put a pinhole in the back so …
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The power of NOprah
If you happen to be a person who says yes to everything, out of fear that if you say no, the person will reject you or think you are terrible, which is to say, 97% …
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EVERYTHING BUT THIS IS BAD
I don’t have any profound insight into the events of the last few days, but I do feel a need to express something, and so: VANS ARE BAD CROWDS ARE BAD HATE IS BAD THE …
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dressxiety
This morning, the gals of This is Us were discussing Emmy’s dress options and I just sort of froze and crawled inside of myself. I’ve ordered a few to try, but mostly I feel just …
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Wine Again
Today, on What did I ever do to Deserve this Wonderful life, and When Will it blow up in my Face, or Will it Ever, or is worrying That it Will actually it Slowly Blowing …
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the talkback
There’s some DRAMA happening in the theater community right now (DRAMA? GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? NO? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM) because super famous tiny glasses playwright man David Mamet has officially …
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where I go
The last week has been VERY NERVE-WRACKING as we approach the final phases of home ownership, which PS, is something like riding a roller coaster made of documents and financial worry and broken printers, and …
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Basicbucks
I know I’m supposed to only love fair trade Ethiopian first cold pressed hints of earth nuts coffee, but I LOVE STARBUCKS AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT. They have sandwiches. They have bathrooms. …
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RIP OFF
I realized something yesterday: I’ve basically spent the last five years writing Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes over and over and over. Now that I’ve realized this, do I have any intention whatsoever of …