I’ve been noticing this thing I do in my head when I get overwhelmed. Some people count sheep / tiles / perhaps even numbers. I go through a list of every goodwill in my hometown …
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counting stores.
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MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
Dear friend and also bridesmaid I mean she is like my best lady friend in LA Mackenzie picked me up this morning for spin class. Mack: it’s so cool they give me a free class …
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why to write plays, if at all
It does sometimes feel like: wait, why am I doing this thing? Can anyone hear me? Am I just rubbing my hands around in muck? Shouting things that everyone already knows? But then after the …
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dat omelette hotel life tho
BREAKFAST NEXT TO BED NO PANTS IN SIGHT
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things that make Quakes in the night
There’s a mild hysteria circulating the internets this week about an incredibly high level of Carbon Monoxide just off the coast of Southern California. It’s as if the earth burped. There is worry that it …
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Je voudrais être une petite femme française
I wish I was a tiny french woman whose pants hang off her like drapes, who subsists only off of cigarettes and the occasional pain au chocolat but she never gets cancer and only ever …
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SNERRRRRRR!
I’M GOING TO NYC THIS WEEKEND AND IT’S GOING TO SNOWWWWW! I AM SO EXCITED. I AM A BABY IN A SNOW SUIT. I AM GOING TO FROLIC THROUGH IT AND SPIN INSIDE OUT IT …
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WHO ARE MY FRIENDS?
Compiling a wedding guest list is a specific sort of torture in which you must do inventory of your friend group and feel at once like you have 900 friends and none at all. What …
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OH COOL!
Today on I am definitely not in my 20s anymore, looks like I have a bunion on my left foot that comes from either my mother or basically just from too much wearing of shoes, …
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DO. SOMETHING.
ALRIGHT. Maybe this stance is a copout and keeps me from having to make any difficult decisions, maybe it keeps me away from anything that resembles Conviction, but I really, REALLY feel like when it …