Start simply, with your basic preferences. Gold or silver? Thin or thick? Diamonds or solid band? Lastly, what compliments your engagement ring, if you plan to wear it every day? Once you have narrowed it …
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on selecting a wedding band
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Occasionally
Sometimes, one must exchange one’s usual world and routine for a blue wig and spend the day frolicking around Ru Paul’s Drag Con, putting glitter all over your face, chasing around a particular queen for …
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Je voudrais être une petite femme française
I wish I was a tiny french woman whose pants hang off her like drapes, who subsists only off of cigarettes and the occasional pain au chocolat but she never gets cancer and only ever …
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Bekah Glamour Shots.
There is a movement happening right now, you know, culturally and politically, in which people are doing Google image searches of their first names and Glamour Shots and seeing what comes up, and WHO AM …
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Nope.
I definitely don’t want or need to talk about how much time I just spent in a dressing room while I was supposed to be shopping for OTHER PEOPLE staring at myself in a Navy …
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one exception
NEVER SHOULD YOU EVER SPEND 80 DOLLARS ON A SHIRT NEVER IN THE WORLD UNLESS OF COURSE IT IS ALMOST YOUR BIRTHDAY AND WELL THE SHIRT IS REALLY VERY SOFT AND VERSATILE AND YOU’LL WEAR …
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Wisdom.
Nearing my 32nd year on earth, I finally understand that even if a clothing thing looks cute, if it requires you to ask a friend to come with you everytime you have to pee to …
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what never was, and also never will be
I had to order approximately 17 pink dresses to find the perfect frock with which to properly serve as bridesmaid to Erin, the reigning queen of all things fluff and sparkle and pink. Here’s one: …
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Choose your own Adventure
Your ex boyfriend tells you he’s got a new girlfriend. You can: 1.) Wallow / cry. 2.) Take the clothes that your ex boyfriend’s (lovely, generous) Mom gave you that you don’t wear anymore to …
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PARTY PANTS
In an odd, daring and vulnerable moment, I ordered these ridiculous shorts. I love them. They scare me. WHEN? WHEN WOULD I WEAR THEM? SCENARIOS: – swimming underneath a faux eiffel tower in Las Vegas – …