In an odd, daring and vulnerable moment, I ordered these ridiculous shorts. I love them. They scare me.
WHEN? WHEN WOULD I WEAR THEM?
– swimming underneath a faux eiffel tower in Las Vegas
– 20 year high school reunion
– while on Bath Salts
– other situations that I probably won’t find myself in anytime soon
I like to look at them, pretend to wear them, and force my tiny friend to actually wear them.