PARTY PANTS

In an odd, daring and vulnerable moment, I ordered these ridiculous shorts. I love them. They scare me.

WHEN? WHEN WOULD I WEAR THEM?

SCENARIOS:

– swimming underneath a faux eiffel tower in Las Vegas

– 20 year high school reunion

– while on Bath Salts

– other situations that I probably won’t find myself in anytime soon

I like to look at them, pretend to wear them, and force my tiny friend to actually wear them.

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