Seriously, learn to Pop your thumbs / fingers in this way/ place. It kind of takes a few weeks of maiming yourself to get to the point where you can actually do it (personally, I …
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only the best thing ever
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honestly
Alright, Bekah. Le jig is up. It is time to quit living lie things, and come forward, honestly, about your sad, post-graduate addictions. Do not glamorize your life; rather, tell the truth. Be honest about …
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Yeah, I drink. What if I do.
So what. You don’t know me. YA’LL DON’T KNOW ME! Don’t hate, even.
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hi
Hi, friend. Hi. Hello, dancing dinosaurs, the apocalypse, and the appearance of friends from third grade as supporting characters who wear un-hat objects as hats. Hello, tornado dreams. Also: ….Why? Just Why? I don’t feel …
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knick knacks
When we are Grown and have a Home, we may choose to fill said home with ‘knick knacks.’ These grow to be porcelian (or pewter) suggestions of our belief system, values, whims; reincarnations of once …
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put it in your mouth
Gooey breakfast sandwiches, homemade peanut butter sandwiches, garlicky green beans, Baby Back Ribs, warm yellow rice piles, roasted chicken things, dirty south cole slaw, butter biscuits smother in chocolate; very frozen Long island Iced Tea …
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Oh, God
Walking by a random Baptist church in Kip’s Bay today, I saw this etched on a plaque: ‘Disturb us, Lord, when we are too pleased with ourselves, When our dreams have come true because we …
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sex
Unfortunately, amidst self-imposed deadlines and beaucoup de new projects needing astartin – my roommate ( Asian Girl Dan ), received the entire set of Sex and the City DVDS for her birthday. And by entire, …
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today
For today, I love the music of Andrew Bird , who considers himself to be a professional whistler, and who sings soft things about measuring cups with words like ‘there will be snacks there.’ Give …
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Oh, Fudge.
I’m going to be painfully honest. I am $116,533 in debt from Grad School. I do not know how I am going to pay this, ever. Starting January I will owe $1,333 a month to …