Seriously, learn to Pop your thumbs / fingers  in this way/ place. It kind of takes a few weeks of maiming yourself to get to the  point where you can actually do it (personally, I gave myself bruises) – but oh, what sweet release.

If you don’t know this about me, please know that I can, and constantly do, pop my fingers in circa four places, as well as knees, elbows, back, and inner foot bone. Bring it, other pop monsters. I rule this court.

I promise to stop taking pictures of myself doing and holding up gross things and putting it in my blog. I promise.

Actually, nevermind, I don’t.