Me: Hurray, we booked the hotel for the Hong Kong leg of our honeymooooooooon!

Morrison: Thank you for the exposition! Very exciting. It’ll be my first time in Asia!

Me: Mine too!

Morrison:….nope.

Me: Hmm?

Morrison: You’ve been to Asia.

Me: No, I haven’t.

Morrison:….You’ve been to Russia.

Me: Yes I have.

Morrison:….which is in Asia.

Me: I feel like you’re making this up.

Morrison: Nope.

Me: AMERICA IS A CONTINENT, RIGHT?