Just yesterday, I fretted that I didn’t so much have any new ideas to work on. But the thing with new inspiration is, IT IS A PANTHER IN THE NIGHT. You needn’t find it, it …
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LOOK NO FURTHER
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practice makes Cake
Today, on the Cake play is just the gift that keeps on Caking: rehearsals start today for the Cake at Warehouse Theater in Greenville, South Carolina, and in preparation for the role of Della, actor …
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furniture shopping for drunks
Furniture salesperson: This couch features crypton fabric. You can spill anything on it, and it just beads up, then you wipe it off with a rag! It’s resistant to everything! Me:….even wine? Furniture salesperson:Yep! Even …
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how to move
– Procure boxes – Look at all of your worldly items, take them all in, ask yourself why you’ve kept them, now they’re dirty, falling apart, or remind you of bad times, or of being …
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how to remember things
Remember that one time this Summer when both the LA times and the NY times ran articles about The Cake within the span of a week, and it was completely insane and perhaps everything I’ve …
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how they get you
Consumer: I would please like a bed frame to hold my bed off the ground. Pleasant Furniture store: Great! Here’s a reasonably priced bed frame, to hold your bed. Consumer: Great! Now, I would please …
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Look at me / Don’t look at me
Being that I almost have a grown up person house of my own, it is finally time for me to stop storing things at my parent’s house like a college freshman. My Mom most recently …
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this is Normal
My most brilliant mother in law Cam procured these brilliant action figures for her grandkids to play with: Now, when my nephews see people with disabilities out in the world, it won’t even be a …
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Clutch.
I need a clutch for the Emmy’s, I mean, literally just a small purse to hold that I can put my phone in, that I might Clutch in a picture. I don’t where women find …
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HOW TO WEAR CLOTHES AND NOT DIE
1.) Look at the weather outside 2.) Observe that it’s apocalyptic in its heat 3.) Look in your closet 4.) Consider Pants 5.) Reject the idea of Pants 4.) Find a summer dress that’s barely …