THIS grown up forehead-carrier left her house for work this morning not only NOT with wet hair, but with DRY hair that she even managed to run a curling iron through. WHERE IS MY PRIZE? …
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GROWN UP DEMANDS STICKER
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with love / for cheese
Oh do you NOT have a cheeseboard with your wedding hastag carefully carved into it? THEN YOU CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE MY MOM FOR A MOTHER WHO LOVINGLY GIFTS SUCH THINGS. SO I GUESS ALSO …
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I have an office
Last night I was writing in my office, and I suddenly stopped and thought to myself, I am writing in my office. I actually stopped, took stock of these things: I am a writer. I have a …
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fortune, and what to do with it
Today, on your college intro to ethics class: yesterday morning while jogging I spotted a twenty dollar bill on the ground. I stopped to pick it up — but then I thought, I don’t need …
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WHO GON STOP ME NOW
SPENT AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF TIME MAKING THESE MINI CHOCOLATE BUNDT CAKES WITH SALTED CARAMEL FROSTING FOR THE CAST AND CREW OF LA JOLLA CAKE FOR OPENING THEN SPENT MORE TIME PROCURING MINI CAKE BOXES …
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Chef’s Table
Julien reminded me of this incredible Netflix docuseries on the world’s greatest chefs and I’m finally watching it. (If you’re only going to watch one, make it this one Peru’s Virgilio Martinez / as you …
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Retirement Home
Dear Owner(s) of this whimsical cottage on the ocean: I hope you are have a nice life and enjoying your beautiful home etc etc etc, but if you could please be ready to sell by …
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my kinda bouquet
FRESH SEASONAL INHALABLE
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object on road ahead
Today, on Games to play with yourself when Each day of your life is Mostly the same: Whenever Waze tells me there’s an object on road ahead, I imagine that it’s a chair the size …
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WHO EVEN ARE WE
A myriad of thank you’s to Morrison’s parents for sending us this epic and beautiful floral and succulent display that makes me feel like I’m royalty and I live in a Spa in a Castle …