Today on Things that are Way more Exciting than they Should Be, I’d like you to meet my new little friend, a Hobo wallet, or: my first wallet not from Goodwill possibly ever. I’ve always wanted one of these ladies, and was aggressively thrilled to find out that Augie’s cousin works in their corporate office. Hello, wholesale price, employee discount, and new wallet philosophy that does NOT allow me to hoard russian money and undergraduate IDs and broken benadryl. It’s quite possible that I’m growing up.