Me:….Hello? Very Very Nice Telemarketer Guy: HELLO! This is MARK! Calling from the Geffen THEATER! The Geffen Theater would like to thank you for being a subscriber in the past, and would like to invite …
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why to answer the phone
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these faces, forever
I could look at these fine faces and watch them act my words for forever, and with the Geffen remount, I KINDA GET TO. GET YOUR TICKETS NOWWWWWWW (as opposed to Then.)
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WHO’S THAT LADY
STARE INTO THE CAMERA LIKE YOU’VE GOT THE ANSWER TO ALL OF THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS BUT YOU’RE JUST GOING TO CASUALLY KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF NOW GET YOUR HAIR OUTTA YOUR FACE, LADY, USE THAT …
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A DREAM OF LOVE
I straight up dreamt last night that I was in a theater, and I was happy. Like I was in a theater, a dark and slightly cold theater, my favorite place, watching a rehearsal of …
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I WAS (NOT AT) THE TONYS!
Last night, in his acceptance speech, Andrew Garfield dedicated his Tony for his performance in Angels in America to the LGBTQ community, and made some comment, a la ‘let’s bake a cake for everyone!’ …
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draft two
Me, writing my first draft: DID I INVENT WRITING? WOW. NO ONE HAS EVER WRITTEN LIKE THIS. NO ONE HAS EVER EVEN SEEN THE WORLD LIKE THIS. I AM A SPECIAL, MAGIC UNICORN WITH A …
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the Decision
When I first started writing the Cake, in late 2015, I legit worried that it’s central argument might be dated, that no one really felt strongly one way or the other about gay marriage anymore. …
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Andrea G.
As I may have mentioned here before, I tend to read most of my reviews because a.) GOSH, I LOVE PAIN and b.) I truly feel like I can learn from them, if I read …
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Chicago Cake!
Today, on things that I forgot and then remembered: Chicago theater is incredible, basically everything about it, but namely the actors, who are BARELY ACTING AT ALL, who are present and human and are just …
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CAKE FOR EVERYONE, EVER
Something insane and wonderful is happening. The Cake is being produced everywhere all of the time, or least, getting more productions of a single play than I have ever had in my career. (Also, I …