A few months ago, I happened upon these childrens’ overalls in a vintage store, and obviously I bought them because HOW COULD YOU NOT. My idea: to send them to darling nephew Luke, in the …
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Cousinhood of the traveling overalls!
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things upon things upon things
Hi, did you know that it’s not enough to decide what kind of dessert to have at your wedding, and what kind of that kind of dessert, and then also what kind of table that …
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Baby Birdstetter
In May, big brostetter Pete texted my parents that he had a early Mother’s Day present to bring over. Of course my mom theorized that it might be news of a grandkid. But, it was …
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SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MY CRAFT SELF
OR MORRISON MOSTLY SOMEONE JUST SAVE POOR MORRISON BUT WE NEED THIS GIANT FORK AND SPOON RIGHT?
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LEST SHE NEVER FORGET
My bachelorette in Vegas was amazing and ridiculous in every way, involved every thinkable and reproachable bachelorette cliche. IT IS SO LIBERATING TO JUST EMBRACE THE CLICHE BY WHICH I MEAN INFLATABLE PENIS. It was …
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if flowers stopped time
The happiest of birthdays to my sweet sister Carrie, who now has a BABY, which is tangible evidence of years passing and thing changing, so much so that time is a now dull ache in …
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Plausible Scenarios
THIS JUST IN, I OFFICIALLY HAVE A WEDDING DRESS! It arrived in NYC from Hungary, and is now en route to LA, which means it’s now time for my worryholder, read: my brain, to start …
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TRICK QUESTION
Which one of these pictures is the best? Take your time. Pick your favorite. Go ahead. Do it. YOU ARE WRONG. THEY ARE ALL THE VERY BEST. EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF THEM IS THE …
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but also, what if we didn’t?
During this time of great trial and tribulation, in which I keep trying to trim up before the wedding, but then keep swan-diving into vats of pesto pasta, I am reminded of a quote from …
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Q:
WHAT DO GOATS AND MORRISON HAVE IN COMMON? A. THEY DON’T LOVE TO HAVE THEIR PICTURE TAKEN SO JUST GRAB IT WHENEVER AND HOWEVER YOU CAN ALSO THEY BOTH LIKE FOOD