They say the day after your wedding, you will collapse into a sea of feelings and exhaustion. We are pretty much the same, except the sea is made of ALL THE SNACKS THAT PEOPLE LEFT …
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First married day.
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OH HAI GOD
FACTS: 1. It’s been unseasonably warm so far this year in the North Carolina mountains. 2. Really all I have ever wanted is a fall wedding with fall weather and feelings. 3. I mean I …
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NAILED IT
Oh hi, did you want unique and well planned thoughts / observation / jokes? SORRY MAN! Wedding week has begun, and so I all I have to offer is this picture of my friend’s manicure, …
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DIXIE CHICKS FOR PRESIDENT
I love the Dixie Chicks. I am a cliche. I don’t even CARE. These gals got me through high school. They are the very sound an old blue Beretta makes combined with tradition and optimism …
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Catbowl
Whoever got Cracker this catbowl off our registry, THANK YOU AND FYI HE CAN’T STOP SITTING IN IT AND STARING OFF INTO SPACE WITH A LOOK THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS ‘I’M SO HAPPY …
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WHY TO BE JEWISH
We had the honor of being included in a Rosh Hoshanah dinner last night, and my main take away, other than the weird and beautiful feeling the sung prayers gave me: LORD, WHERE HAVE YOU …
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HEY MRS. PRODUCER
I’M TALKIN TO YOU MRS. Definitely didn’t make Morrison take this picture of me by my credit at all, because I’m a producer now and basically just far too busy and important and self-aware to …
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cheese: a future
Me: I think I can’t wait til we’re old. Morrison: Why? Me: I was behind this middle aged couple at the play the other night, and they seemed so happy. Morrison: Yeah? Why? Me: They …
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I’ll just leave this here.
New Friend totally Goated me on until I took a picture with her / GOAT JOKES FOR DAYZ
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TRICK QUESTION
Which one of these pictures is the best? Take your time. Pick your favorite. Go ahead. Do it. YOU ARE WRONG. THEY ARE ALL THE VERY BEST. EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF THEM IS THE …