Tulsa has a brand new, 100 acre, 450 million dollar public park called the Gathering Place. It’s beautiful and whimsical and thoughtful and pristine, and in any other major city WOULD GET COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY …
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Mars on Earth
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A Gemini Prepares
Next week, I am PITCHING A TV SHOW FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, driving around town telling various smart and important people about my images and characters and thoughts, in the hopes of someday getting …
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I AM HERE (?)
Public Servant opens tonight and sadly I am not there, because I can’t be Everywhere, so I’m across the country wishing it Well. But I dreamt last night that I WAS there, but I was …
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Placebo Organizer
I am now taking so many vitamins and supplements that I require a cheery little carrier. All doctor and FDA approved, I take one with food in the morning, one in the morning without food …
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SPOILERZ / PREDICTIONZ
My brilliant and trickstery bro-in-law John made this Quiz to accompany last night’s Game of Thrones Series finale, and I’ll just leave my PREDICTIONS here: IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET, SPOILER: DANY DOES …
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THIS IS MY BABY(?)
Cracker is definitely a comfort during all of this fuckery. We’re leaning on him more and more, by which I mean, trying to teach him how to Hug, by which I mean, picking him up …
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Try and Come
HAPPY MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY!!! In celebration of Christ’s resurrection, WE ARE ACCIDENTALLY HAVING 100 PPL OVER TO OUR HOUSE FOR HONEY HAM BECAUSE LIKE 90% OF THE PPL WE INVITED ARE COMING, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS, …
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GROWN UP EGG HUNT
Morrison and I are in prep mode for the giant Easter potluck / egg hunt we’re hosting Sunday, in which we’re going to revel in all of our friend’s children for four hours THEN POLITELY …
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(MISSPELLED) CAKE POSTERS FOREVER
NO BUT REALLY DID YOU THINK I WAS DONE TALKING ABOUT CAKE? *NEVER NOT DONE / DRIVES TO DMV / CHANGES NAME TO CAKE* The Cake is currently backpacking around America like a dang college …
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I am Guilty Of
There’s a thing I do, as a contemporary robot person with robot computer phone brain and human heart, that I would like to stop doing. And so, like most things that I don’t enjoy about …
