I found this picture amongst my things, and I’m not totally sure Why or When it was: But given my tanned legs / popped hip, I think I can surmise that it was taken at …
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I don’t know why or when
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give none trucks
The scene: an olderish, corporate-y guy and I stand pissy in the LA rain outside an Enterprise rent-a-car. We both need rentals because our Cars are in the shop, mine because my Car is having …
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Why I’m Tired
I hate it when people are like, I’m so busy and tired, here’s why I’m so busy and tired, and yet, I feel compelled to document the absurdity that was January. And so I’ve gathered these facts, …
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Patterns
Me: I know that the way I’m thinking about this is Crazy — Therapist: Let’s not call it ‘Crazy.’ Let’s call it…..’Consistent with your Patterns.’ Me:…WHICH ARE CRAZY? Therapist:…which are your Patterns. Me: But are …
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All of it
I would like to document this Look that I’ve been curating since I was wee enough to pull off purple pants: It’s sort of a winning, curious combination of questions, like: Is she being cute, …
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BEST 27
Once again, I choose not to limit my year in review to a mere nine pictures, because I mean, there were just too many Cakes. Honestly even the happiest moments of this year feel slightly …
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MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED
To whoever thought to invent number shaped cookie cutters: CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME INTO MY WILL, IF NOT MY LIFE’S WORK, IF NOT MY LEGACY. You were probably a 19th century Grandma who one morning bent …
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it’s always right there
I’ve escaped to Idyllwild, CA for a few days to finally figure out my $&%^#(@* EXPLETIVE EXPLETIVE latest play that I can’t seem to crack. Play after Play, it really only takes a two hour …
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6, scared of 7
Today, on I CAN CONTROL THE FUTURE WITH MY FEELINGS: For whatever reason, 36 feels like a safe, good, young age to me. There’s a roundness to it, a lightness, a youth. But then I …
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Jam
SORRY I CAN’T MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY, I’M IN A REAL JAM OVER HERE BY WHICH I MEAN, I SPENT SIX HOURS PEELING GINGER AND CHOPPING PEARS AND I MADE JAM AS IF MY LIFE …