The world is so much right now that I go through phases where I want to get all of my hard-hitting news from Southern Living magazine, I only want to know about where Sorghum molasses …
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Oh, (Vintage Ceramic) Christmas Tree (nightlight)
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HAIL SANTA
MARKED SAFE putting up a Christmas Tree with a baby who no longer stays where you put him. We blared Christmas music, brought up all the ornaments from the Garage, and explained to the Toddle …
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Pukesgiving
‘‘Twas the Night before Thanksgiving And all through John and Jacy’s apartment Not a creature was stirring Except for my exorcist puking into the guest bathroom toilet, an errant smoothie perhaps? And puke I kept …
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inherited Joy
Me, to Joe: Guess what, Joe! It’s Christmas time! You’re going to love Christmas! Joe: okay, but what is it? Me: Christmas is a beautiful, wonderful, cozy time of year in which we bake, decorate, …
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Peak 2020
This picture, of a commemorative F**K 2020 Christmas ornament that I mailed my Mother in Law, that broke into pieces in transit and fell from the envelope like the world’s saddest confetti, IS 2020. OPTIMISM; …
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Gnome Sweet Gnome
I’ve never been too big on Halloween, but I’m not gonna sleep on an opportunity to put a baby in a costume. So for Joe’s first Halloween, we tapped into his whimsical, discerning nature and …
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Hallowinbetween
Q: what does an adult person do on Halloween when they don’t have kids yet, but are just slightly too old and too tired to fully engage with the grown up kids version of the …
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HAPPY 4TH FROM OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON
LAND OF TRUTH; OPTIMISM; BATHROOM WALL SCRAWLS LIKE ‘ABORT THE PATRIARCHY;’ RECYCLED PAPER COMMUNITY JOURNALS BEARING MESSAGES OF HOPE ALSO VEGAN SAUSAGE; TREES. No but really it’s hard to feel fully patriotic these days but …
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Ever wonder
Exactly how much a group of mostly Jewish and overtly health conscious LA actors and directors and producers and TV writers straight Up LOVE Honey Baked Ham? IT IS APPROXIMATELY THIS MANY:
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What this room is for
Morrison, every time he sits in our living room, taking it all in like a Lord: man, you could fit my whole family in here! We could all watch a movie in here! Last night: …