inherited Joy

Me, to Joe: Guess what, Joe! It’s Christmas time! You’re going to love Christmas!

Joe: okay, but what is it?

Me: Christmas is a beautiful, wonderful, cozy time of year in which we bake, decorate, give gifts and reflect. And YOU WILL LOVE IT.

Joe: ….can I think about it first?

Me: I mean, no, what’s to think about? I love Christmas so obviously you will, too.

Joe: okay, but can I –

Me: NOPE! NOW START PRACTICING THE WORD ‘ORNAMENT’ IT’S GOING TO BE YOUR FIRST. AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT BECAUSE NEXT WE HAVE TO DISCUSS EASTER

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