2021 ended pretty much on brand for Itself: a gorgeous white Christmas, good family time and cousin time for Joe, all surrounded by Christmas cookies, but then a bad (not Covid) cold, stranded in Seattle …
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UPDATE
CHANCE OF SNOW HAS BEEN UPDATED TO A MILLION PERCENT I REPEAT THERE IS A MILLION PERCENT CHANCE THAT IT SNOWED LITERALLY BING, STOP WRITING SONGS ABOUT IT AND GO OUTSIDE, IT’S JUST LIKE THE …
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BINGO
Sister-in-Law jackpot / lottery / bonus prize / treat bag win. Literally would pick all of these women as friends. Laughed for hours last night and pummeled each other’s ailing bones with a massage gun. …
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Walk The Walk
I don’t know things like how to put Video on blog or How to turn video into Gif to put on blog, or if Gif Is a kind of peanut butter, but I DO know …
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F**king lesbians
We’re visiting Morrison’s brother John and Wife jacy and their daughter Djuna in San Fransisco for Thanks. Strolling through the city streets this AM next to Jacy — who I consider to be not just …
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Cousin pic
I’ll let my Mother in Law drop the full bomb with this year’s Foster-Keddie Christmas card, but until then, please enjoy this EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES PIC of our attempt to get a picture of …
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HAVE BABY, WILL TRAVEL
Having a pandemic quarantine baby means you really, REALLY don’t go anywhere. I literally can’t even fathom taking him to a Store. It took us weeks to even take the dude for a walk. So …
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Roberta Appears
Circa once a year, my Grandma Roberta appears to me in dream or in thought, like she just enters my mind exactly when I need to remember her. For those just tuning in, Roberta was …
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Two Kinds of Babies
Sometimes babies are human, like JAMES EDWARD BRUNSTETTER, born to my tiny baby brother Tim and his wife Sarah last week. This kind of baby does not cripple you with creative anxiety, but it WILL, …
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Sadie
Internets, meet my new niece! Sadie Madison Brunstetter, born two weeks ago to my bro Pete and his wife Mary! She entered the world with hair red like our paternal grandmother, Roberta, and INFINITE POWERS. …