Joe, most of the time, his entire life:
Me: Joe, do you wanna sit on my lap and read a book?
Me: Do you want a hug?
Me: Do you want to snuggle?
Joe, now that I’m 7 months pregnant and hurt my back and just SITTING is hard:
JOE: MAMA’S LAP
Me: Joe, Mama hurt her back so it’s hard for her to hold you on her lap —
JOE: MAMA’S LAPPPPPPPP
Me: Joe, your sister’s in there too so there’s not a lot of room
JOE: LITERALLY WOMAN, WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND, I FEEL LIKE I’M BEING QUITE CLEAR, I’M GOING TO SCREAM UNTIL I’M ON YOUR LAPPPPPPPPPPPP