Joe, most of the time, his entire life:

Me: Joe, do you wanna sit on my lap and read a book?

Joe: NO

Me: Do you want a hug?

Joe: NO

Me: Do you want to snuggle?

Joe NO

Joe, now that I’m 7 months pregnant and hurt my back and just SITTING is hard:

JOE: MAMA’S LAP

Me: Joe, Mama hurt her back so it’s hard for her to hold you on her lap —

JOE: MAMA’S LAPPPPPPPP

Me: Joe, your sister’s in there too so there’s not a lot of room

JOE: LITERALLY WOMAN, WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND, I FEEL LIKE I’M BEING QUITE CLEAR, I’M GOING TO SCREAM UNTIL I’M ON YOUR LAPPPPPPPPPPPP