I don’t know if it’s the weather, which has been perfect, or that fact that I’m finally home for a spell after a crazy first half of the year, which I am, or the fact …
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Lemons
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we are family
This is my first time really participating in a quote unquote awards season, which, for those playing along at home, means a lot of interviews and the public eating of salads at luncheons. I have …
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A spacious room
HOTEL EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Very Cool NYC Hotel that’s cool because it has no Things in it, because you’re so cool you don’t need things. Me: Where can I put my bag? EMPLOYEE:…The floor Me: …
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would you like a membership
Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: Would you like to sign up for membership today? It’s only x amount of dollars. me:………….. Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: ….ma’am? me: Sorry, I’m just adding up …
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I need an assistant
I really need an assistant to help me with about 45 things, I cannot AFFORD an assistant so instead here is a short list of those things: –
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Is this real life?
By some miracle, or by the Grace of God, but also the product of years of hard work and I shouldn’t forget that, I HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR A TONY FOR BEST BOOK OF A …
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am I annoying
Scenes from a marriage, in it’s 8th year: me, to Morrison: am I annoying? Morrison: hmmm me: I mean, I’m a fairly decent person, I can be neurotic but I’m self-aware and have empathy and …
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The Opera
Morrison and I went to the opera last night for our ten year dateaversary, La Traviata at the LA Opera. It was maybe the second time I’d ever been, and it was just as I …
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Daughter
I put her in her brother’s clothes but still she wants to be in the kitchen with me, wrapped up in my legs and apron strings. Maybe she wants to be close to Food or …
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a cool picture
There’s an awesome little write-up about The Game in the theater section of the New York Times today, from which I’ve learned two things. One, life goes on. One day, critics do not like something …