HOTEL EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Very Cool NYC Hotel that’s cool because it has no Things in it, because you’re so cool you don’t need things. Me: Where can I put my bag? EMPLOYEE:…The floor Me: …
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A spacious room
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would you like a membership
Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: Would you like to sign up for membership today? It’s only x amount of dollars. me:………….. Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: ….ma’am? me: Sorry, I’m just adding up …
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I need an assistant
I really need an assistant to help me with about 45 things, I cannot AFFORD an assistant so instead here is a short list of those things: –
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Is this real life?
By some miracle, or by the Grace of God, but also the product of years of hard work and I shouldn’t forget that, I HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR A TONY FOR BEST BOOK OF A …
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am I annoying
Scenes from a marriage, in it’s 8th year: me, to Morrison: am I annoying? Morrison: hmmm me: I mean, I’m a fairly decent person, I can be neurotic but I’m self-aware and have empathy and …
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The Opera
Morrison and I went to the opera last night for our ten year dateaversary, La Traviata at the LA Opera. It was maybe the second time I’d ever been, and it was just as I …
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Daughter
I put her in her brother’s clothes but still she wants to be in the kitchen with me, wrapped up in my legs and apron strings. Maybe she wants to be close to Food or …
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a cool picture
There’s an awesome little write-up about The Game in the theater section of the New York Times today, from which I’ve learned two things. One, life goes on. One day, critics do not like something …
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I care about Bread
There’s a scene in my new play where the main character Alyssa wanders onstage eating a giant baguette. She’s at a breaking point in her life and her marriage, and after spending years not eating …
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The Game
I remember after I had Joe wondering if I had any plays left in me, or if I had written all of the plays that I ever would, but then Vivienne called me and asked …