Maybe it’s three months of cross country flights, maybe it’s that my baby is now a 25 pound toddler and my toddler is a 45 pound kid, maybe it’s stress and let down and hormones …
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back, again
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Ham: a Journey
Me, every Easter: Last year my Ham was too big, I had too much Ham. This year I will get a smaller Ham, so that there will not be a Ham surplus, so I will …
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this is my favorite
Joe has a new favorite game, basically you look through one of his car magazines, and on each page, he selects 2-3 favorites, and then you pick YOUR favorites. But see, you CAN’T pick the …
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A biscuit
This is not just a sausage egg and cheese biscuit from Sunrise Biscuit kitchen in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, this is not just the biscuit that answered my first hangovers or inspired my first ten …
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fool me three times
LISTEN, I cannot sit here and pretend like I’m a person who does not read reviews, who sits in this world knowing that people are writing things about my work and I’m just NOT reading …
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A picture is worth 700 dollars
Much much more to say on this topic, and the ride that last week, three months, seven years have been, but for now just this remarkable picture of my entourage for my first ever BROADWAY …
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do your best
I’m trying very hard to be present with Joe, and not think about the fact that critics are right now, in this very moment, at our show. Joe very badly wants me to draw a …
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cake: guilt
The important thing to note here is that MY BABY GIRL IS ONE, WHAT, what even is the passage of time, where did the days go, I guess we have just been living them? And …
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she’s 41, and her Daddy still calls her sweetie
This lyric in Tanya Tucker’s Delta Dawn has always really resonated with me, she’s 41 and her Daddy still calls her baby, maybe because my own Dad (never Daddy, okay?) still calls me sweetie, still …
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A scavenger hunt
When Morrison and I were on like our fourth date I drunkenly told him that he was going to someday be a very good Dad, and he’s been making fun of me for it ever …