I don’t know whether to celebrate or lament this, so here’s just a cold, hard fact:

Every other mother: Bedtime is so hard, they won’t go to sleep unless I cuddle and sing to them, it’s just endless

Me, to Joe at Bedtime (singing): I love you Joseph, Oh yes I do —

Joe: BYE BYE MAMA

Me: Okay, Goodnight, I L —

Joe: MAMA GET OUT