New Sunglasses

Meet my new sunglasses, purchased on vacation after the Toddler Crushed my other pair with his giant bones. At Merely the cost of two entrees and two drinks, they make me look like I have a Wikipedia page, which sometimes I forget that I do. The man at the shop told me that they’re made of recycled houses, or cars, or dreams. Buy one pair and a pair of glasses gets given to a Tree In need. Buy two pairs, and your toddler will actually crush both of them.

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