
Industry Person: Have you ever heard of Bekah Brunstetter?
Other Industry Person: Uhhhhh, no. Why?
Industry Person: she was a playwright and TV writer, she was sort of on her way to some level of success. But then she just — disappeared.
Other Industry Person: …..like. Into the mountains?
Industry Person: No, she’s in Eagle Rock. She just like. Completely left the industry.
Other Industry Person: whoa. What does she do now? Does she write books?
Industry Person: She makes toddler meatloafs.
Other Industry Person: ….what?
Industry Person: like she exclusively makes tiny meatloafs. Like she spends all of her time, all of her energy, perfecting recipes for little toddler-friendly meatloafs and figuring out new ways to hide tiny pieces of different vegetables in them. She also spends a fair amount of time plating them, then neatly arranging the leftovers into little rows in dishwasher safe containers.
Other Industry Person: ….whoa. Is she happy?
Industry Person: oh, Very.
Other Industry Person: How do you know?
Industry Person: SHE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE