Joe, on All Future Dates:
Joe: So like, what do you do for fun?
Person: Oh, I like to travel, I like to read, I LOVE animals —
Joe: Do you Bake?
Person: Oh. Not really! (anxious date laugh)
Joe: So you would never, for example, bake me fresh muffins bursting with seasonal fruits every week so that every day of my life I might not just feel your love, but also taste it? (anxious date laugh)
Person: Oh! Probably not. Did someone — actually do that for you?
Joe: (reverently) My Mom.
Person: that kind of sounds like. A lot.
Joe: Oh, she is. So, no baking? Not even like. A bar?
Person: Nope! But I do have other gifts — wait, where’re you going?
Joe: (running towards nearest exit): THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME, BYE!