He Speaks

In my previous pre-Joe life I remember overhearing conversations between parents and their toddlers, in which the kid goes BAHHHHHHHHH! and the parent goes YES, YOU’RE RIGHT, IT’S A COMPUTER! GOOD JOB! And I would think, that kid is not actually saying words. It’s in all of their minds. But here I am, fully doing it, Joe fully screaming CAHHHHHHHHHHH! And me fully replying, Yes, that’s a car! And Joe screeching OHBOOAYOHHH! And me proudly affirming, that’s an Avocado! Exactly. God, You’re a GENIUS.

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