Me: There aren’t many things that I do truly for fun, that are truly relaxing to me. But MAGAZINES! I love to tuck into a magazine, particularly food magazines and Southern magazines and Southern Food Magazines, I love to read about Rivers and old Bookstores and forgotten people’s life stories and tear out recipes for pies. I KNOW! I’ll get SUBSCRIPTIONS to all my favorite magazines, and this way, I’ll always have one around to reach for and enjoy.

Then also me: OMG WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS GIANT PILE OF MAGAZINES I DON’T HAVE TIME TO READ THEM, WILL THEY READ THEMSELVES? OMG I JUST RECEIVED APRIL AND MARCH IS STILL LONELY AND UNTOUCHED ON THE TABLE, MAYBE I’LL SET MY ALARM FOR 5 AM AND GET UP EARLY AND FRANTICALLY READ ALL OF THESE MAGAZINES AND RELAX