Scene: as I approach the lunch table, my face morphs for joy to horror as a I spot a GIANT TUB OF MAC N CHEESE NEXT TO MY SALAD. I confront the very nice and considerate Writer’s PA, as he passes by.
Me: What is this?
Writer’s PA: Oh, I got it for everyone.
Me: Why would you do that?
Writer’s PA: Oh, I just thought it’d be nice for everyone to —
Me: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME
Writer’s PA: Oh — I really just thought
Writer’s PA: Oh, sorry, did you not want any?
Writer’s PA: That’s weird because I think you just ate half of it in the last seven seconds.