how to know you’ve made a new lady friend

Chatting with a gal after the play last night:

Me: I could not eat for a year and I would still have my butt.

Her: Me too girl, me too. I’ve told my family, we’d be fine in the apocalypse.

Me: Because you could all eat your butt.

Her: Exactly! Just slice it off and live off of it.

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