‘Coochie Shop,’ or ‘Cuchi Shop,’ to perhaps present  a hint of class,  is an actual song  by an actual recording artist that people actually pay for and dance to, with these actual lyrics:

I need a real good box
Oh ok
A real good box.
Okay, aye yo Nick!
Yo?
Yeah shawty out here want umm a #3
Oh, alright tell him to come around to my window, I got him it’s muffin.

OH AND ALSO I ACTUALLY JUST PAID $1.99 FOR IT.