‘Coochie Shop,’ or ‘Cuchi Shop,’ to perhaps present a hint of class, is an actual song by an actual recording artist that people actually pay for and dance to, with these actual lyrics:
I need a real good box
A real good box.
Okay, aye yo Nick!
Yeah shawty out here want umm a #3
Oh, alright tell him to come around to my window, I got him it’s muffin.
OH AND ALSO I ACTUALLY JUST PAID $1.99 FOR IT.