My car started making an occasional weird squealing rattling sound this weekend when driving to Palm Springs. When it first happened, I  calmly placed my hand on the dashboard and stroked it lovingly and sang to it I AM TELLING YOUUUU YOU’RE GONNA LOVE MEEE because that’s what made sense at the time. But then, the sound STOPPED. And now, for the last few days, said song CONTINUES TO STOP THE NOISE. Please note that I am aware that this is not a permanent solution for whatever weird car thing is happening inside of my car, and that I should get it checked out, but ISN’T IT THE BEST TEMPORARY ONE YOU EVER DID HEAR? AND I AM TELLLINNGGG YOUUUUU (CAR)