For my bday, Daria gifted me with this beautiful thing that she did not even know I’ve been lusting after, because yes it IS possible to have sexual feelings for a necklace (?). Here is a list of things that my new necklace makes me feel:

– Joy

–  I CONTAIN THE FORCE OF THE SUN

– Captain Planet.

– Material superiority

–   METER MAID IN A RAY BRADBURY BOOK

– ….Egypt?