ACTS, or How to Pray:

Dear Universe / Cupid / God:

Adoration: you’re the greatest. Thanks for everything.

Confession: I am not always the best at appreciating you and acknowledging your pull in my life. Sorry for that.

Thanksgiving: Thank you for my pillows and my blessings.

Supplication: I want a good hearted Man with a 1978 Dodge lil’ red truck. (I would also settle for just the truck. If the truck also came with an unlimited supply of spare parts and a hybrid engine that would be the nicest.)

So I’ll just wait. Okaythanksbyyyyeeeee!