Please note that this gentleman is engaged in a ‘corn-eating contest,’ which just sounds painful and complicated.

I just wanted to say: I’ve noticed this shift in my relationship to food. I wouldn’t say thatI tragically over-eat, but I can be very I WILL EAT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME especially if it’s say, Doritos, or cake, or string cheese, or everything. I think that also, I used to think, one needs 3 square meals a day! And dinner must be an event! But what I’ve finally realized is, I only really need like half the food I ever ate, and that I can mostly sustain myself with fun, good things like almonds and granola bars and bananas and the like, and the occasional sandwich. Now if I can just avoid corn eating contests, at all costs, I think I’ll be great.

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