I am so tired. It is the kind of tired that stems from A.) being tired and B.) not knowing when I will next get a good night’s sleep. It is the kind of tired that makes me irrationally angry at, I don’t know, cats, who get to sleep all day, and people who don’t have to get up early and go to work. And yes, I would like some cheese with my whine. Like a big giant piece of it, that I might use as a bed.