Me to Morrison, after working to provide for our family while also growing another member of it but also I made a Chicken Enchilada Casserole for dinner, a big one that might feed us all …
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21st century woman
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my legacy
Today, on creating (forcing?) my legacy, going forward, I will be known for making this INCREDIBLE BISCUIT STUFFING every Thanksgiving. I will also be the medium old or regular old lady who insists on drinking …
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Candy
Us to Joe: Do you want some candy! Joe: No Us to Joe: C’mon! it’s candy! Joe:…No Us to Joe: You’re gonna love it! Candy’s awesome! Joe: …Cars? Us: JUST EAT YOUR CANDY Joe: NO …
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Iron woman
Did you know that most women are iron deficient? I of course only know this because my sister Blaine is a wellness coach. We are taught that men eat steaks and women eat what, Luna …
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one girl, two dinners
What’s the word for a person who accidentally gets brought someone else’s dinner from Grubhub, and while she waits on hold to get a refund she eats that other person’s entire dinner, then orders another …
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Goodbye, world
A lawsuit claims that Skittles contain a toxic chemical that’s also found in roofing materials, adhesives, ink, plastics, and sunscreen, and when ingested by humans it can inflame your cells, cause cell neurosis and ALTER …
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a few good blackberries
I just need to confess slash document this here: when Joe eats blackberries, he decides that some blackberries are good and some blackberries are bad. (To me, there is no discernible difference between the good …
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Obedience
There are too many conflicting moral codes and walks of life and options these days, so I just do whatever Southern Living Magazine tells me to Do, to Bake, and Buy. Southern Living Magazine could …
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am I cake
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