What’s the word for a person who accidentally gets brought someone else’s dinner from Grubhub, and while she waits on hold to get a refund she eats that other person’s entire dinner, then orders another …
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IS THIS REAL LIFE?
I don’t understand what world this is and what I did to deserve to live in it but today, we start rehearsal for The Notebook at Chicago Shakespeare Theater, like we are going to rehearse …
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mornings with toddler
Joe: LEAF BLOWER!!!!! Us: yeah, you’re right, it’s a leaf blower! You hear a leaf blower? Joe: NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWER!!!!!!!!! Us: yes! It’s our neighbor blowing their leaves! Joe: BLUE CAR NEIGHBOR LEAF BLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Us: …
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Flower
We are officially reaching what I always anticipated would be one of my favorite parts of motherhood: toddlers saying beautiful and insane things. One thing I hope to always remember is that we got Joe …
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if this is love
Dear sweet Ingrid has dropped a song from the Notebook! Look at me, using terms. It’s a gorgeous young love ballad, and in my humble opinion, it’s wonderful and like, only the fifth best song …
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hi, joe
You have to be careful what you tell and teach your kid because they remember basically everything, but I will NEVER REGRET telling Joe that when cars and trucks honk, they aren’t just saying hi …
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Goodbye, world
A lawsuit claims that Skittles contain a toxic chemical that’s also found in roofing materials, adhesives, ink, plastics, and sunscreen, and when ingested by humans it can inflame your cells, cause cell neurosis and ALTER …
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it’s fine, I’m fine
Coming off of two weeks of travel, family time, writing an episode, having a toddler suddenly, prepping to head off to Chicago for the Notebook for two months, brain fried, with lists and tasks, just …
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it all
It’s said that as a woman you can’t have it all but that you should basically die trying. You should aspire to be the most loving, present mother and also the most excellent in your …
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Now
Joe now understands the concept of Now, that you don’t actually have to wait for something, or put it off until after the thing you have to do, you can demand that thing happen NOW. …