I think I’m going to Sidebar a career as a Producer of Pornography for Pregnant women. Scenarios will include: Man with shoulders broad from hours of pulling weeds out of the front yard sprinkles Cheese …
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Inspo
After weeks of careful study of Cracker, I’ve compiled some of his life guidelines that we could all borrow from him during this time of crisis: Find your light Stay in your light for, say, …
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He Moves / He Doesn’t
I can now officially feel the baby moving. Sometimes he kicks affirmatively when Morrison says something wise, sometimes he sort of celebrates with a full body rotation when I take literally anything out of the …
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Feaster
I spent four hours making Morrison and I an elaborate Easter dinner: Rosemary pork chops with apples and onions, mustard potato salad with pickled onions which I’m SURE you recognize from the latest Southern Living …
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Pandemic Pollyanna
The last few weeks have felt like a war on hope. Hope feels CRIMINAL, and focusing on any information that’s NOT bleak is punishable by internet shame. I literally read a headline this morning that …
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It….Me?
Earlier this week, the CDC revised its guidelines, and decided we actually SHOULD all be wearing masks. Personally, I have not been in a store or within 6 ft of other humans in weeks, nor …
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UNE PAIR DE PANTELONES
This tiny pair of yellow pants with planets on them kept appearing on Ads on my internets, AND SO I SUCCUMBED. Our kid now has one pair of pants. They are labeled 6-12 months I …
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Shopping for Morrison’s Baby
Since we have reached what some consider to be the halfway point through a pregnancy (19 weeks), and because companies are having insane sales because the world ending and all, and MOSTLY because it’s a …
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In the Time of the Potato
Apparently because nothing, LITERALLY nothing is allowed to be good or fine these days, hackers are sneaking into people’s precious Zoom meetings, which is now our SAFE AND ONLY PLACE — Montessori school hangs with …
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all about meme
For as long as I have known what a meme is, which has been for at LEAST six months, I have felt strongly that slapping a meme on your blog and calling it a post …