One thing I did not expect about being a parent is how much you talk about poop, how normal it becomes but also how high the stakes are. I ask Joe if he has to …
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how old is your baby
She is my pregnancy hair is falling out in clumps and making little tumbleweeds all over the house and clogging up all the drains Months old, she is I can see my brother, and his …
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A HIKE
After a mere seven years of marriage, I have officially been inducted into Morrison’s family by proving I can cut in on a family hike, and what’s more CHANGE A BLOWOUT AT TEN THOUSAND FEET. …
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away from keyboard
Off on a camping / hiking trip to the Sierras with Morrison’s fam, NO CELL RECEPTION OR INTERNET, ALTITUDE 10,000 FEET, Joe’s first time in a tent, 3rd bday cake in a cooler in the …
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little dresses
My mom very thoughtfully saved some of my baby dresses for me, preserved them impeccably, and gave them to me for Bobbie to wear, but I can’t seem to find a moment to put one …
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An apron
I love a day that starts with me putting on an apron and then it never comes off. It starts with making breakfast for the family then making Joe bread, then dinner to bring a …
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water
I ask Joe what he dreamt about last night, he says Bread, then I tell him about mine, and I remember it as I tell him: I dreamt that I was driving a jeep, into …
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Wipes
There are half empty packs of wipes in every room of our house, in the bottom of every bag, in each car, sometimes twice, there’s a new pack of wipes and then the wipes you …
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Beyoncé
It is possible to be a mom in your 40s and also fun, you just need an Amazon Prime account, some temporary tattoos, credit card points and a hotel room to stick your family in, …
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people make people
One of my favorite thing about people is that they make other people. With the people they love, they make people, who then find people THEY love, and make more people. Soon the house needs …