Yesterday, I capsuled my wardrobe, which is a thing that women are now doing to their clothes. Women with arguably excess income (me) tend to sometimes (everyday) fill some unnamable void they feel with a …
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the capsule wardrobe
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TOO MUCH
I think this email I just received is a perfect example of exactly what is wrong with the (my) world right now. WHY DO I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT I’M SHOWERING AT …
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why to has cat
I keep having to go out of town, and Cracker not only notices but he cares. He lies on my suitcase in protest with deep worry and sadness whenever I start to pack. This is …
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how to drink a unicorn
Today, on AMERICA YOU RIDICULOUS BEAST: for a limited time, at limited locations, Starbucks is now serving UNICORN FRAPPUCINOS. They describe it as “made with a sweet dusting of pink powder, blended into a crème …
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how to prepare for international travel
1.) Research place. 2.) Purchase tickets. 3.) RESEARCH EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD GO WRONG IN SAID PLACE, OR JUST IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY IN GENERAL, AND THOROUGHLY CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT EACH OF THESE THINGS …
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make them care
While I’m off work, I’ve been teaching writing to some girls in Juvie up in Santa Clarita of all places (where we wrote and filmed Switched at Birth) through Writegirl (nonprofit that pairs professional writers …
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Machu Picchu!
Julien and I have always wanted to hike Machu Picchu in Peru, and so we are DOING IT IN APRIL, while I have a minute off work, while we both can. It may be unconventional …
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re: Accessibility
Me as little as two years ago: “I put my email address on my blog because I really like to be able to share plays upon request, and answer questions, and in general just be …
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I SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED WITH FREE TIME
It’s gearing up to be hiatus time, which means I’m off work for a few months, and no longer have structured time or an inarguable hierarchy of goals, which usually means that I TRY AND …
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the Great Unifier
Say what you want about Obama, about what he was actually able to accomplish during his eight years, about how he handled the economy and healthcare, about what he did to taxes, say all of …