You could be a person who’s not into birthdays or you could be me and need everyone to know it’s yours, look forward to it like a ten year old, tell anyone around you that …
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Birthday
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nice dress
Scene: Morrison and I on a date night, at our local bar. I’m wearing a dress made out of workout pants and I’m really feeling myself. I head to the bar to order another round. …
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I care / I don’t care
Now that the Notebook is open and running, and the reviews are what they are, were what they were, and what matters now is what’s happening in the theater every night between the actors and …
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Lemons
I don’t know if it’s the weather, which has been perfect, or that fact that I’m finally home for a spell after a crazy first half of the year, which I am, or the fact …
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we are family
This is my first time really participating in a quote unquote awards season, which, for those playing along at home, means a lot of interviews and the public eating of salads at luncheons. I have …
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A spacious room
HOTEL EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Very Cool NYC Hotel that’s cool because it has no Things in it, because you’re so cool you don’t need things. Me: Where can I put my bag? EMPLOYEE:…The floor Me: …
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would you like a membership
Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: Would you like to sign up for membership today? It’s only x amount of dollars. me:………….. Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: ….ma’am? me: Sorry, I’m just adding up …
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I need an assistant
I really need an assistant to help me with about 45 things, I cannot AFFORD an assistant so instead here is a short list of those things: –
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Is this real life?
By some miracle, or by the Grace of God, but also the product of years of hard work and I shouldn’t forget that, I HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR A TONY FOR BEST BOOK OF A …
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am I annoying
Scenes from a marriage, in it’s 8th year: me, to Morrison: am I annoying? Morrison: hmmm me: I mean, I’m a fairly decent person, I can be neurotic but I’m self-aware and have empathy and …