Just slip a three-tiered cookie cooling rack under the tree for me Been an angel all year, or have least made hundreds of cookies and only consumed 30-40 percent of them and given the rest …
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Santa Baby
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IT’S AN EGGNOG LIFE FOR ME
IT’S A (LITE) EGGNOG LIFE FOR ME INSTEAD OF DRINKING COFFEE AND / OR WATER LIKE A REGULAR PERSON TO EITHER HYDRATE OR CAFFEINATE MYSELF I DRINK THIS WHICH IS EXACTLY LIKE SLURPING DOWN A …
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THANKFUL.
THERE ARE LITERALLY NO OTHER WORDS.
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This View
I have been all over the world, to the bottom of a cave in Thailand, the mansion where they filmed The Sound of Music in Austria, the top of a mountain in Canada, a gas …
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Why to write for Kids
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Hallowinbetween
Q: what does an adult person do on Halloween when they don’t have kids yet, but are just slightly too old and too tired to fully engage with the grown up kids version of the …
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Keep Austin VERY VERY WEIRD FOREVER
I’m in Austin for the weekend for the Austin Film Festival, to talk about myself for 900 hours to anyone who will listen (panels.) Julien Joined me for 47 hours of it and I’m SO …
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VERY CALM UPDATE
I was feeling anxious about only having used my Calm App a few times this week, BUT THEN I RECEIVED AN EMAIL THAT SOMEONE IN MALAYSIA LOGGED INTO MY ACCOUNT AND MEDITATED FOR AN ENTIRE …
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Life.
Pro tip: while attempting to create life, spend any leftover emotional space and money on plants, as they are Life, but not People. Marvel at their designs. Obsess over their watering instructions. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS …
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Animal Work
Darwin once said, “Intelligence is based on how efficient a species became at doing the things they need to survive” and I might add ‘while waiting for prescription pickups at CVS.’ And so here’s my …