Can also double as an overpriced bench that you got from a tiny vintage furniture store back when you never thought about things like VISITING BABY NEPHEWS ACCIDENTALLY HURDLING THEMSELVES DOWN YOUR STAIRS.
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midcentury modern baby gate
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I have
Today, on I’m a cliche: we straight up spent 400 bucks on cheese and bread and ham and beer and buttercream frosting and christmas tree gummies and assorted other seasonal essentials for our friends for …
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furniture shopping for drunks
Furniture salesperson: This couch features crypton fabric. You can spill anything on it, and it just beads up, then you wipe it off with a rag! It’s resistant to everything! Me:….even wine? Furniture salesperson:Yep! Even …
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Empty / Full
Nearly one entire year ago, I bought this jar of Sorghum molasses from a roadside store in the NC mountains. We’d been married for two days and ten minutes. NOW NEARLY 365 DAYS LATER OMG …
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this is Normal
My most brilliant mother in law Cam procured these brilliant action figures for her grandkids to play with: Now, when my nephews see people with disabilities out in the world, it won’t even be a …
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marriage song
Now that I’m a locked down and spoken for and happily married woman person, I truly have only one regret: I can no longer be spurned or rejected by someone I’m deeply in love with. …
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Light
Today, on (wo)man’s search for meaning, I can’t stop thinking about this NYT picture of some people in Houston taking in vibrant sunlight for the first time in days: Just as we all paused life …
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HOW TO WEAR CLOTHES AND NOT DIE
1.) Look at the weather outside 2.) Observe that it’s apocalyptic in its heat 3.) Look in your closet 4.) Consider Pants 5.) Reject the idea of Pants 4.) Find a summer dress that’s barely …
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EVERYTHING BUT THIS IS BAD
I don’t have any profound insight into the events of the last few days, but I do feel a need to express something, and so: VANS ARE BAD CROWDS ARE BAD HATE IS BAD THE …
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dressxiety
This morning, the gals of This is Us were discussing Emmy’s dress options and I just sort of froze and crawled inside of myself. I’ve ordered a few to try, but mostly I feel just …