For reasons I do not fully understand, but am QUITE stoked about, Mamrie and I have been sent by a film company to Solvang for the weekend, to develop a feature idea we got cookin. …
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WERK.
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He knows.
If there were ever a question re: whether or not Morrison knows the insides of my soul, for my birthday he gifted me with Cake, Dress, and House cookie cutters, and also two vintage Heinz …
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Meme.
I just want to go on record and say that it’s only really been a few weeks since I finally fully got what a Meme is. This is a meme: A meme is a picture …
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THE JOURNEY
Today, on epic california adventures that offer insight into why my brain’s production of good ideas has slowed by seventy percent: Got an avocado at the farmer’s market that I THOUGHT was tiny. Which of …
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Jacob’s Ladder!
I’ve been using this workout machine thing, Jacob’s Ladder, in which you strap yourself in and mountain goat yourself til you basically die. It’s pretty awesome, especially if you spend the whole time pretending like …
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Animals
I love many things about morning television, but I adore most this tendency: when the producers are like, nothing is happening in the world right now that is interesting to us so LET’S JUST GET …
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Math Problem
Q. Bekah is 33 years old. She has been in New York City for 4 days where there is 0 chance of getting a DUI, so naturally, Bekah has been consuming 3 to 4 glasses …
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THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF.
If you are not watching this show I genuinely do not know what you’re doing with your life. It’s a reality baking competition, but with really lovely and polite British people who never get that …
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What to Give
It’s Giving Tuesday, y’all! Nice and snug between the absurd shopping days in which people are actually willing to die for toys, and the Holidays, in which we give cute things to loved ones that …
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SOMEHOW EVEN MORE.
Last night I took my euphoria TO THE MAX EXTREME and DECORATED MY CHRISTMAS TREE WITH MY FIANCE BUT IT WASN’T MY CHRISTMAS TREE, IT WAS OURS. BUT MOSTLY THE CAT’S.