Jacob’s Ladder!

I’ve been using this  workout machine thing, Jacob’s Ladder, in which you strap yourself in and mountain goat yourself til you basically die.

It’s pretty awesome, especially if you spend the whole time pretending like you’re on an epic vision quest to the top of the Holy Mountain at which point you will receive the Sword that will save the Kingdom from the Darkness. If anything, it’s a swell fantasy-generator. I can’t tell if it’s actually working, exercise-wise, but here’s a picture of me from five minutes ago casually hanging on some suspended hoops after I climbed a fantasy ladder for half an hour.


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