Ladies, eat what you want. Bread. Cakes. Houses. Entire Chickens. Chairs. As long as they are each the size of a fat tic tac, tiny you shall be, so small that you will take residence …
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Substitutions
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on if we deserve to even Be
Sometimes it’s like, oh noooooooo, is the earth going to fry up like an omelette, sizzle and implode, or is the moon going to suddenly shift and move and tsunami us all into floating underworld …
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today, on fresh thoughts
As part of an ongoing effort to explore different parts of California, and force my brain to think newer and larger thoughts, I have hightailed it up to Santa Barbara for a day /night to …
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Occasionally
Sometimes, one must exchange one’s usual world and routine for a blue wig and spend the day frolicking around Ru Paul’s Drag Con, putting glitter all over your face, chasing around a particular queen for …
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Bride Lite
As much as I would like to consider myself a unique individual who does not subscribe to social norms: I AM AN AMERICAN WOMAN ENGAGED TO BE WED AND ON MY WEDDING DAY I ASPIRE …
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Math Problem
Q. Bekah is 33 years old. She has been in New York City for 4 days where there is 0 chance of getting a DUI, so naturally, Bekah has been consuming 3 to 4 glasses …
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Affection.
Cracker and I have slowly weaved our way into each other’s hearts, so much now that all we do is sit around affectionately pawing each others heads and wearing each other as hats.
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SUCCESS!
Last night we threw our tiny gingerbread house / engagement party because naturally, any real engagement party should involve frosting and miniatures. As we suspected might occur, our friends THREW DOWN AT THE CRAFT TABLE …
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PRESENTING
Me: Hi playwright friend, would you like to have some casual banter in front of these hundreds of people? Madhuri: Why yes! Hello, friend. How are you? Me: I’m great, just presenting this award. Madhuri: …
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HUNTRESS GREEN.
I don’t want to talk about how long it just took me to get a picture of my nail polish that accurately reflected its hue, which is the exact color of a lady hunter out …