OR MORRISON MOSTLY SOMEONE JUST SAVE POOR MORRISON BUT WE NEED THIS GIANT FORK AND SPOON RIGHT?
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SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MY CRAFT SELF
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IT’S HAPPENING IT’S HAPPENING
My brothers and I are all two years apart. It makes it easy to know exactly how old they are, and also my own age, when I’m really stuck. As long as I remember how …
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okay ladies now lets get in formation
I LOVE THIS STORY. Cliff notes: those marvelous lady friends above were out dining in Santa Monica, when one of them spotted a dude really actually take out a little black vial and slip drugs into …
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a dream is a wish your heart makes
I dreamt that the entire world was made of butterscotch chips. You were made of butterscotch chips. I was made of butterscotch chips. We sat down in chairs made of butterscotch chips, ordered meatballs made …
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BABY’S FIRST SENIOR MOMENT
Today, on things of little consequence: for months, people have been texting me this little alien face: Like over and over. To the point where I assigned meaning to it, something like OUT OF THIS …
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the struggle is real(ly essential)
Yesterday, mid-blizzard, I had to get myself and luggage from the West Village to Midtown with no cabs / 2 feet of snow everywhere / snow banks high as four feet that are, shall we …
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
“I LAUGH AT FOOD THIS PEACH IS HILARIOUS” – Morrison re: this wedding magazine
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Pests.
I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this link, but ISIS and its members are like bed bugs, primal and blood thirsty and unpredictable and Everywhere. I had them forever ago in Brooklyn. …
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Inside Out.
Finally got to see Inside Out last night — the new Pixar movie in which the emotions that live in our head come to life — and it was of course clever and adorable and …
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THIS IS A THING THAT IS REAL
Maybe it’s because last night I fell asleep with Cracker curled in my face nook, but this just ripped my heart open: UBER FOR KITTENS. THEY BRING KITTENS TO YOUR OFFICE FOR 15 MINUTES. YOU …