Maybe it’s because last night I fell asleep with Cracker curled in my face nook, but this just ripped my heart open: UBER FOR KITTENS. THEY BRING KITTENS TO YOUR OFFICE FOR 15 MINUTES. YOU …
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THIS IS A THING THAT IS REAL
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millennials
Hi, I am now officially old enough to be annoyed by those younger than me and pass judgement on them and pretend I’m happy to be older / wiser, while secretly also doing a lot …
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OPTIMISM
Me: OH NO! Morrison: What? Me: Weather forecast for Bald Head Island for bro’s wedding says thunderstorms. Morrison: AWESOME! Me: What? Morrison: THUNDERSTORM WEDDING!!! Me:…… Morrison: Right? Me: Okay, actually yes.
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YOU DID IT FIRST.
There are many things I don’t understand, but today I choose to harp on white nationalists, and how they are deeply concerned about the fact that, if things proceed as they are, by 2040, whites …
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OH NO / YES
Long jean skirts, which is to say, lets preserve our lower bodies in denim tents of feeling and sweat and call it wearing clothes, ARE APPARENTLY KIND OF A THING NOW. ANGER/ CONFUSION / KIND …
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some news is news
I’m not sure if you’ve been following the progression of this piece of plane found off an island near Madagascar, but being that I must understand all and every plane crash, I of course have. …
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a nice drunk
Occasionally I drink one too many vodka grapefruits, which is to say, whenever I do not alternate each with a bucket of water, or consume them with suitable stomach carb-base of an entire tray of …
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JULY!
YOUR WHOLE LIFE HAS LED YOU TO THIS MOMENT! I reveal to you: my July calendar drawings, featuring weird clowns, lazy birds, sand sculptures, my concept of love which was basically two people touching hands …
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The Duggars
In the spirit of keeping this space equal parts sandwich, dress and social commentary, let’s talk about the Duggars (The stars of 19 kids and counting, a TLC reality show about the Duggars….who have 19 …
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THE CALENDARS!
From like 1992-2000, EVERY CHRISTMAS, I made my grandparents a calendar, marked with the birthdays of all of their kids and grandkids, and most importantly, with drawings for each month. I remember making them with …