Accountant: Okay, so there’s your year end report numbers financial terms SEP IRA contribution payout payroll words.

Me: Great!

Accountant: And sometime in the new year, I can sit down with you and your husband and talk about filing jointly and combining accounts.

Me:…my WHAT?

Accountant: ….your husband? You said you got engaged?

Me: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Accountant: What is that?

Me: I’M SOMEHOW SCREAMING AND SAYING YAY AT THE SAME TIME.

Accountant: Okay. You done?

Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Accountant: ….I’ll wait.